mishinyas:

thoodleoo:

really desperate for a modern depiction of dionysus where ostensibly he’s just a frat dude who really loves his cats but one day you go over to his house and it turns out mittens and cupcake are leopards

thanks op

908south:

mystrothedefender:

culdeefell:

exemplarybehaviour:

wetfag:

221turtlesinthetardis:

Five asexuals are playing cards.

One starts to explain the rules: 

I’d say no cheating, but there are already five aces at the table.

just a reminder that apparently anybody who isn’t ace cheats

this literally says the aces are cheating…………. because… you can’t have five aces in a deck………….it’s the Opposite of the second comment…

Reading comprehension on this site is piss-poor

How dare you say aces piss on the poor

Happy pride y'all

lets-steal-an-archive:

miggylol:

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it’s been quite a day on twitter

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bermuda-n-drangle:

animentality:

cruxitedowel:

it can’t be 10 years ago omg

retiredmahoushoujo:

carnival-phantasm:

sexhaver:

ampersandvich:

pileofknives:

“I bet it doesn’t hurt that bad, I don’t have time for this shit.”

“at least one”

now this is a gender binary i can get behind

Very generous of them to describe it as the “Thinking Period”

They correctly excluded the outlier Electroshocks Georg

aniseandspearmint:

lordandgodoftheobvious:

marxistprincess:

marxistprincess:

So Texas is gonna try putting queer people in camps

How else could you possibly go about enforcing this other than jailing anyone who “looks queer enough” to have “participated in sodomy” which again is just any sex outside of just for reproduction.

The goal is not to stop all gay sex everywhere; the goal is to stop people from talking openly and honestly about gay sex and LGBTQ issues in general–in other words, they’re trying to force y’all back into the closet.

And if it gives cops another tool they can use in trumping up charges against people they don’t like, that’s icing on the cake.

THE COPS LIE

THEY WILL LIE

THEY HAVE ALWAYS LIED ABOUT THIS

all a cop has to do is SAY they heard a person talking about this or that, and the person gets slapped with a ticket or an arrest. And most people don’t have the time or money to FIGHT this kind of shit, so the cops get away with it.

Its exactly the same with a lot of ‘public indecency’ charges and always has been. I have met people that HUGGED a same sex friend in public and gotten slapped with a fine!

tricksterlatte:

I can’t stop editing these

mud1888:

watches-and-windchimes:

spacelazarwolf:

ppl who oppose gender affirming care for kids are nuts like the extent of medical intervention for trans kids is maybe puberty blockers but they’ll still be like “SO UR SAYING WE SHOULD LET TODDLERS HAVE TOP SURGERY???????” barbara toddlers do not have a top to surgery

Saw someone asking “so do you endorse giving puberty blockers to five year olds?”

Friend, a five year old should not have puberty to block. If they do that’s called precocious puberty and is the original reason puberty blockers were invented. If a five year old is going through puberty I absolutely endorse them being given puberty blockers

anexperimentallife:

milkayart:

new rival girl is my fave

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

he had a dream that five strangers silently entered his home and gently helped him pull on a pair of high waisted jeans, which caused him to wake up with a feeling of “indescribable dread”

animentality:

unclefather: